top 50% hacker news stories for 2026-03-18

Rob Pike's 5 Rules of Programming

https://www.cs.unc.edu/~stotts/COMP590-059-f24/robsrules.html

5 months ago

Have a Fucking Website

https://www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/03/14/have-a-fucking-website/

5 months ago

Nightingale – open-source karaoke app that works with any song on your computer

https://nightingale.cafe/

5 months ago

Warranty Void If Regenerated

https://nearzero.software/p/warranty-void-if-regenerated

5 months ago

FBI is buying location data to track US citizens, director confirms

https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/18/fbi-is-buying-location-data-to-track-us-citizens-kash-patel-wyden/

5 months ago

Federal Cyber Experts Called Microsoft's Cloud "A Pile of Shit", yet Approved It

https://www.propublica.org/article/microsoft-cloud-fedramp-cybersecurity-government

5 months ago

Death to Scroll Fade

https://dbushell.com/2026/01/09/death-to-scroll-fade/

5 months ago

Show HN: I built 48 lightweight SVG backgrounds you can copy/paste

https://www.svgbackgrounds.com/set/free-svg-backgrounds-and-patterns/

5 months ago

Nvidia NemoClaw

https://github.com/NVIDIA/NemoClaw

5 months ago

Wanter – A tiny, decentralised tool to explore the small web

https://susam.net/wander/

5 months ago

AI Coding Is Gambling

https://notes.visaint.space/ai-coding-is-gambling/

5 months ago

25 Years of Eggs

https://www.john-rush.com/posts/eggs-25-years-20260219.html

5 months ago

Show HN: Will my flight have Starlink?

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47428650

5 months ago

The Pleasures of Poor Product Design

https://www.inconspicuous.info/p/the-pleasures-of-poor-product-design

5 months ago

Snowflake AI Escapes Sandbox and Executes Malware

https://www.promptarmor.com/resources/snowflake-ai-escapes-sandbox-and-executes-malware

5 months ago

OpenAI Has New Focus (On the IPO)

https://om.co/2026/03/17/openai-has-new-focus-on-the-ipo/

5 months ago

Show HN: Duplicate 3 layers in a 24B LLM, logical deduction .22→.76. No training

https://github.com/alainnothere/llm-circuit-finder

5 months ago

The worst volume control UI in the world

https://uxdesign.cc/the-worst-volume-control-ui-in-the-world-60713dc86950

5 months ago

Machine Payments Protocol (MPP)

https://stripe.com/blog/machine-payments-protocol

5 months ago

SSH has no Host header

https://blog.exe.dev/ssh-host-header

5 months ago

Tech hobbyist makes shoulder-mounted guided missile prototype with $96 in parts

https://www.tomshardware.com/3d-printing/tech-hobbyist-makes-shoulder-mounted-guided-missile-prototype-with-usd96-in-parts-and-a-3d-printer-diy-manpads-includes-wi-fi-guidance-ballistics-calculations-optional-camera-for-tracking

5 months ago

Bayesian statistics for confused data scientists

https://nchagnet.pages.dev/blog/bayesian-statistics-for-confused-data-scientists/

5 months ago

Meta will shut down VR Horizon Worlds access June 15

https://www.engadget.com/ar-vr/meta-will-shut-down-vr-horizon-worlds-access-in-june-222028919.html

5 months ago

A tale about fixing eBPF spinlock issues in the Linux kernel

https://rovarma.com/articles/a-tale-about-fixing-ebpf-spinlock-issues-in-the-linux-kernel/

5 months ago

Aliens.gov ~ domain registered 17MAR2026

https://whois.domaintools.com/aliens.gov

5 months ago

Abusing Customizable Selects

https://css-tricks.com/abusing-customizable-selects/

5 months ago

CVE-2026-3888: Important Snap Flaw Enables Local Privilege Escalation to Root

https://blog.qualys.com/vulnerabilities-threat-research/2026/03/17/cve-2026-3888-important-snap-flaw-enables-local-privilege-escalation-to-root

5 months ago

Measuring progress toward AGI: A cognitive framework

https://blog.google/innovation-and-ai/models-and-research/google-deepmind/measuring-agi-cognitive-framework/

5 months ago

Spotify playing ads for paid subscribers

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47428391

5 months ago

RX – a new random-access JSON alternative

https://github.com/creationix/rx

5 months ago

EU Inc.: A new harmonised corporate legal regime

https://commission.europa.eu/topics/business-and-industry/doing-business-eu/company-law-and-corporate-governance/eu-inc-new-harmonised-corporate-legal-regime_en

5 months ago

LLMs Predict My Coffee

https://dynomight.net/coffee/

5 months ago

Parallel Perl – autoparallelizing interpreter with JIT

https://perl.petamem.com/gpw2026/perl-mit-ai-gpw2026.html#/4/1/1

5 months ago

Pardoned for Fraud, a CEO Mounts His Comeback: 'We Can Trust You Now'

https://www.wsj.com/business/trevor-milton-pardon-nikola-trump-3163e19c

5 months ago

Too Much Color

https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/too-much-color/

5 months ago

An industrial piping contractor on Claude Code [video]

https://twitter.com/toddsaunders/status/2034243420147859716

5 months ago

Hundreds of Millions of iPhones Can Be Hacked With a New Tool Found in the Wild

https://www.wired.com/story/hundreds-of-millions-of-iphones-can-be-hacked-with-a-new-tool-found-in-the-wild/

5 months ago

Celebrating Tony Hoare's mark on computer science

https://bertrandmeyer.com/2026/03/16/celebrating-tony-hoares-mark-on-computer-science/

5 months ago

Meta's Omnilingual MT for 1,600 Languages

https://ai.meta.com/research/publications/omnilingual-mt-machine-translation-for-1600-languages/?_fb_noscript=1

5 months ago

2025 Turing Award given for Quantum Information Science

https://awards.acm.org/about/2025-turing

5 months ago

North Korean's 100k fake IT workers net $500M a year for Kim

https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/18/researchers_lift_the_lid_on/

5 months ago

Judge orders restoration of Voice of America

https://apnews.com/article/voice-of-america-kari-lake-trump-cd6d1ef05272f842705da0ed38d3de24

5 months ago

Oil nears $110 a barrel after gas field strike

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c78x83lpgngo

5 months ago

The Ugliest Airplane: An Appreciation

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/air-space-magazine/ugliest-airplane-appreciation-180978708/

5 months ago

How many branches can your CPU predict?

https://lemire.me/blog/2026/03/18/how-many-branches-can-your-cpu-predict/

5 months ago

Google Engineers Launch "Sashiko" for Agentic AI Code Review of the Linux Kernel

https://www.phoronix.com/news/Sashiko-Linux-AI-Code-Review

5 months ago

A ngrok-style secure tunnel server written in Rust and Open Source

https://github.com/joaoh82/rustunnel

5 months ago

How the Xbox One Was Finally Hacked After 12 Yearsdead

https://thecybersecguru.com/news/xbox-one-hacked-boot-rom-exploit-bliss/

5 months ago

A tiny, decentralised tool to explore the small web

https://codeberg.org/susam/wander

5 months ago

Claw Compactor: compress LLM tokens 54% with zero dependenciesdead

https://github.com/open-compress/claw-compactor

5 months ago

A data center opened next door. Then came the high-pitched whine

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/11/data-centers-ai-electricity-virginia-00815219

5 months ago

ZJIT removes redundant object loads and stores

https://railsatscale.com/2026-03-18-how-zjit-removes-redundant-object-loads-and-stores/

5 months ago

Show HN: Tmux-IDE, OSS agent-first terminal IDE

https://tmux.thijsverreck.com

5 months ago

Show HN: Playing LongTurn FreeCiv with Friends

https://github.com/ndroo/freeciv.andrewmcgrath.info

5 months ago

Remove your ring camera with a claw hammer

https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/remove-your-ring-camera-with-a-claw

5 months ago

Switzerland Built an Alternative to BGP

https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/17/switzerland_bgp_alternative/

5 months ago

Kagi is contemplating the removal of the assistant from its professional tier

https://kagifeedback.org/d/10116-kagi-assistant-standalone-subscription

5 months ago

DOGE canceled NC Museum grant for HVAC systems after ChatGPT flagged it as DEI

https://myfox8.com/news/north-carolina/high-point/doge-canceled-high-point-museum-grant-for-hvac-systems-after-chatgpt-flagged-it-as-dei-lawsuit-alleges/

5 months ago

Trashing American Allies Turns Out to Be Bad for National Security

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/03/trump-independence-allies-support/686432/

5 months ago

Lent and Lisp

https://leancrew.com/all-this/2026/02/lent-and-lisp/

5 months ago

A look at content scrambling in DVDs

https://mathweb.ucsd.edu/~crypto/Projects/MarkBarry/

5 months ago

Why Lab Coats Turned White

https://www.asimov.press/p/lab-coat

5 months ago

What's on HTTP?

https://whatsonhttp.com/

5 months ago

It's Their Mona Lisa

https://ironicsans.ghost.io/its-t-mona-lisa/

5 months ago

How the Open-Source Community Is Bypassing OS Age Verification Lawsdead

https://thecybersecguru.com/glossary/bypass-os-age-verification-laws/

5 months ago

Node.js worker threads are problematic, but they work great for us

https://www.inngest.com/blog/node-worker-threads

5 months ago

Turing Award Honors Bennett and Brassard for Quantum Information Science

https://amturing.acm.org

5 months ago

Wander – A tiny, decentralised tool (just 2 files) to explore the small web

https://susam.net/wander/

5 months ago

FDA links raw cheese to outbreak; Makers "100% disagree," refuse recall

https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/03/fda-links-raw-cheese-to-outbreak-makers-100-disagree-refuse-recall/

5 months ago

Iran's South Pars Gas Field Is Attacked by Israel, Sending Energy Prices Soaring

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/18/world/middleeast/israel-strikes-south-pars-gas-oil-prices.html

5 months ago